The Federal Candidate Qualification and Oversight Authority (FCQOA) maintains a strict and structured enforcement framework to ensure full compliance with all certification, monitoring, and conduct requirements. Enforcement is carried out jointly through procedural mechanisms administered by the Oversight Committee (OC) and enforced under the mandate of the Federal Election Board (FEB).
Enforcement is conducted through a graduated response system, designed to proportionally address the severity and frequency of candidate or officeholder violations.
Level 1: Administrative Response
Formal warning with citation of specific violations
Mandatory re-submission of documentation or clarification
Imposition of a temporary transparency audit period (72–168 hours of intensified monitoring)
Level 2: Behavioral Correction Mandate
Assignment to a Compliance Review Officer (CRO)
Compulsory participation in “Civic Integrity Reeducation Workshops” hosted by former ethics instructors and slightly bitter ex-senators
Suspension from all campaign communications platforms until corrective measures are taken
Level 3: Public Trust Alert
Placement on the National Oversight Watchlist (NOW)
Issuance of a formal Public Notice of Concern posted on the FCQOA Transparency Dashboard
Activation of remote monitoring escalation (includes real-time keystroke logging and sentiment analysis of speech patterns)
Level 4: Revocation and Removal Procedures
Immediate disqualification from candidacy or office
Public entry into the Federal Register of Compromised Individuals (FRCI)
In extreme cases, subject to Temporary Custodial Hold for Evaluation of Governance Risk (a secure debrief facility with complimentary vending machines and 24/7 constitutional trivia)
The OC employs a suite of government-authorized artificial intelligence systems to perform:
Predictive behavior modeling
Anomaly detection across digital activity streams
Passive biometric surveillance for real-time emotional tracking
These systems operate within strict constitutional constraints as interpreted by the OC’s in-house legal bots.
The FCQOA’s Civil Enforcement Division executes all non-criminal enforcement actions and is authorized to:
Issue subpoenas for unsubmitted or suspiciously redacted records
Perform unannounced data audits via authorized endpoint access
Require live compliance interviews, which may be broadcast for public reassurance
The Oversight Committee retains full discretion over all enforcement decisions. While candidates may file a Notice of Disagreement, such notices will be ceremonially reviewed and filed in the National Archive of Futile Appeals, unless material constitutional violations can be demonstrated.
This robust enforcement infrastructure reflects the FCQOA’s unwavering commitment to truth, lawfulness, and the belief that anyone seeking power should be comfortable under surveillance and slightly afraid of paperwork.