April 06, 2025
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: Office of Presidential Unplugging Protocols
Email: exitstrategy@fcqoa.com | Phone: (202) 555-EJECT
Federal Candidate Qualification and Oversight Authority (FCQOA) has officially unveiled new procedural steps for removing the President of the United States from office. Yes, the actual President. No, not hypothetically.
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April 04, 2025
WASHINGTON, D.C - FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: Office of Public Clarifications & Bureaucratic Enhancements
Email: spin@fcqoa.com | Phone: (202) 555-1984
Major Updates Announced to the Federal Candidate Qualification and Oversight Authority Act (FCQOA)
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April 03, 2025
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a bold move to restore trust in America’s highest offices, a bipartisan coalition in Congress has introduced the Federal Candidate Qualification and Oversight Act (FCQOA) — sweeping legislation aimed at holding aspiring Presidents, Vice Presidents, Senators, and House Representatives to “the absolute highest standards of transparency, accountability, and mildly dystopian oversight.”
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