This is the text of the FCQOA.
To ensure the integrity, transparency, and security of candidates seeking federal elected office, this Act establishes a two-tiered system of candidate verification. All individuals seeking election to the United States House of Representatives, Senate, Vice Presidency, or Presidency shall undergo comprehensive documentation and personal disclosure reviews. Candidate records will first be reviewed by the Oversight Committee (OC), followed by certification by the Federal Election Board (FEB). The FCQOA guarantees that only the most verifiably qualified individuals may appear on the ballot for federal office.
The Federal Election Board (FEB) is hereby established as the certifying authority for all individuals seeking election to federal office. The FEB shall issue certifications only upon successful completion of Oversight Committee (OC) review.
2.2 Composition - The FEB shall be composed of eighteen (18) members:
Six (6) Members of the United States House of Representatives (three Republicans, three Democrats)
Six (6) Members of the United States Senate (three Republicans, three Democrats)
Six (6) State Governors (three Republicans, three Democrats)
2.3 Certification Process - The FEB shall certify a candidate's eligibility only after the OC has completed its review and issued a formal determination that the candidate has met all requirements as outlined by this Act. The FEB may not override or deny certification if the OC has approved a candidate.
2.4 Oversight Committee Structure - The FEB shall define the operational structure and staffing of the Oversight Committee. However, the FEB shall not dictate or interfere with the investigative methods or evaluative processes of the OC.
2.5 Limitation of Power - The FEB acts strictly in an administrative and certifying capacity. It shall not engage in independent evaluations or override OC findings.
3.1 General Requirements
To qualify for review by the Oversight Committee and certification by the FEB, candidates must:
Be at least thirty-five (35) years of age.
Submit an original birth certificate (certified copies are not permitted).
Present a valid United States Passport and a valid U.S. State-issued Driver’s License or Identification Card.
3.2 Documentation Requirements
Candidates must also submit:
Federal Census Records (minimum three decades)
Financial institution documents (originals only)
Computer-generated bank statements, loan documents, savings account records
Health insurance cards
Fifteen (15) years of IRS and/or state tax forms
W-2 forms, property tax receipts, and utility bills
3.3 Submission Deadline
All required documentation must be submitted to the FEB no later than one (1) year prior to the official filing date for the office being sought.
3.4 Additional and Ongoing Obligations
All candidates are hereby advised that meeting the initial eligibility requirements in this section does not exempt them from the additional overbearing requirements outlined in Section 5. Failure to maintain compliance may result in disqualification or other corrective actions.
Section 4. Oversight Committee (OC)
4.1 Establishment and Purpose
The Oversight Committee (OC) is the initial reviewing body for all candidate data and documentation. Its purpose is to verify completeness, assess security risk, and determine suitability for federal office.
4.2 Composition
The OC shall consist of individuals with advanced technical, analytical, and investigative expertise. Members will be selected through a secured, classified process. Areas of expertise may include cybersecurity, behavioral analytics, data forensics, and financial auditing.
4.3 Authority and Scope
The OC shall:
Verify all documentation required by the FEB
Evaluate the candidate’s historical, financial, behavioral, and digital background
Conduct full security assessments
Determine eligibility based on factual and risk-based criteria
4.4 Continuous Monitoring
Candidates approved by the OC shall be subject to real-time monitoring throughout the campaign and, if elected, throughout their term of office. This includes financial, digital, and behavioral surveillance, as outlined by OC protocols.
Former Presidents and Vice Presidents shall remain subject to monitoring by the Oversight Committee (OC) for a period of not less than twenty (20) years following the conclusion of their service. At the end of this period, the OC shall conduct a formal review and issue a determination regarding the continuation or cessation of monitoring.
All former Members of the United States House of Representatives and Senate shall be subject to an additional monitoring period of ten (10) years following their departure from office.
4.5 Independence
The OC shall operate without interference from the FEB, except where the FEB provides administrative structure as defined in Section 2.4.
4.6 Final Determination
OC determinations of qualification are final. The FEB must certify any candidate approved by the OC.
Candidates must also:
Pass a 12-hour written examination covering:
U.S. history, ethics, and ancient Greek philosophy.
Basic arithmetic without calculator access.
Logic puzzles and moral dilemma scenarios evaluated by a panel of philosophers.
Undergo a live, televised polygraph test, answering questions submitted via public online poll.
Submit handwritten diaries from their past 10 years, scanned and indexed.
Provide a blood sample to create a federal biometric profile stored in perpetuity.
Spend 48 continuous hours in a sensory deprivation chamber under observation, to test resilience.
Swear a public oath, under penalty of perjury, that they have never knowingly enjoyed a Nickelback song.
6.1 Authority of Oversight Committee
In all cases, with the sole exception of the President of the United States, the rulings and determinations of the Oversight Committee (OC) shall be final and may not be challenged or overturned by any court of law, including the Supreme Court.
6.2 Exception for Presidential Disqualification
In the event that the Oversight Committee issues a formal determination disqualifying the sitting President of the United States, the Federal Election Board (FEB) shall convene to evaluate whether to overturn the OC’s ruling.
6.3 Temporary Transfer of Authority
Immediately upon official notification from the OC to the FEB regarding the President’s disqualification, the President shall transfer all executive powers to the Vice President. The President shall remain in office in a suspended capacity until a formal vote by the FEB is completed, as outlined below.
6.4 Timeline and Procedure for FEB Action
Upon receiving the OC’s official notification of disqualification:
The FEB shall initiate formal review proceedings within 120 hours (5 days) of receipt.
The FEB shall schedule and conduct 48 hours of non-continuous meetings to discuss the matter.
These meetings must conclude no later than 240 hours (10 days) from the time of initial notification.
A final vote must be held within 24 hours following the conclusion of said meetings.
6.5 Voting Threshold for Reinstatement
The FEB may overturn the Oversight Committee’s disqualification of the President only by a unanimous vote of all eighteen (18) members. A 100% vote in favor of reinstatement is required to reverse the OC’s decision.
6.6 Final Determination and Transition
If the vote to overturn fails:
The President is considered immediately removed from office.
The Vice President shall assume the Office of the President without delay.
The Vice President must be formally sworn into office within 24 hours, irrespective of weekends, federal holidays, or national emergencies.
6.7 Enforcement and Security Coordination
The former President must vacate the White House premises within one (1) hour of the final vote. The United States Secret Service shall oversee and coordinate all logistics related to the secure relocation of the former President and the transition of executive authority to the incoming President.
6.8 Permanent Disqualification from Office
Any President removed from office under this section shall be permanently barred from holding any federal or state elected or appointed position within the United States.
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This Act last updated on April 05, 2025. As it's not a real act, I'm not going through the hassle of tracking changes, etc.